RENDONER BONERS! The Game is Tied!

Rendon swooping in for the low-five on Captain Grizz after his game-tying home run in the ninth

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Clutch city! Kimbrel throwing on back to back nights, Nats needing to hit the four run plateau, two outs, and Rendon steps up to the dish. What does he do? Cranks a fucking laser to left centerfield. Umps review it to cue the Rendoner Boners, but it's not even close! I've got a Rendoner Boner, the stadium has Rendoner Boners, and Craig Kimbrel just went big time flaccid. Love it so much. Can't even imagine what corny bullshit F.P. came up with,  but at this point, I don't even care. To extras we go!