Thursday, January 9, 2014

AVG. Day Stuff: Adam LaRoche Kills Mountain Lion & Poses With It

Look out @BarstoolBigCat, you might be next.
(Bleacher Report) - It looks like the Washington Nationals' Adam LaRoche is keeping himself busy during the offseason. Buck Commander, who posted this photo of LaRoche on Facebook Tuesday, says that the first baseman killed the animal with a bow. He then, naturally, posed for a photo with the big cat hanging over his shoulders.
Talk about Beast Mode. Adam LaRoche looks like a straight 2014 Yukon Cornelius, except instead of aiding in the rescue of Christmas with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, he's out there hunting mountain lions with a bow. That's some manly stuff right there, old school bow and arrow shit, which just screams LaRoche. Nothing over the top, nothing too fancy, but getting shit done and going big when necessary. And killing a mountain lion is KBD. Absolutely ferocious animal who's looking to claw your face off if you came too close. Then going one step further, and throwing it over your shoulders for a photo announcing to the world, "Yeah, I murdered that pussy cat." Talk about asserting your masculinity. That's absolute A-game swag right there. 
P.S. - Apparently it's illegal to go out and hunt mountain lion in some states. If that's the case, LaRoche might have scored a few more points in my book, looking like more of a badass with each shot from his bow. 

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